Wedding Objection Stories: Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace

Well, you can’t control nature and so the uncle of the bride did what he can control.

“My wife’s uncle (who owned the farm we were getting married) stood up at the objection part. Immediately, his son (who was the man of honor) yelled at him to sit down. To his credit he did. For about 12 seconds then stood up again. He objected because there was a big f**king storm coming up the driveway and about to smack the ceremony and all of our hurrying couldn’t beat it. My wife made it inside before getting drenched…no one else did. Got married inside instead.”